Ultimate Guide: Malawi 1/3

Me: I am traveling Malawi.

Most of my friends: What? Where?

Me: Malawi!

Most of my friends: Never heard of this country before! Where is it and what to see in Malawi?

Me: Malawi is in Southern Africa and it has the third biggest Lake in Africa, Lake Malawi.

Most of my friends: Ok a lake…

By now we reach the point where I have to show images of Lake Malawi in order to make them understand what this lake and country is all about and immediately everyone is on track.

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To be honest, when I first came to Africa I had not heard of Malawi either. I was on night shift one day and Freddy, one of my colleagues who was born and raised in Malawi, started talking about his home country. I was amazed when he showed me pictures of Lake Malawi. This lake and my expectations that all the Malawian people are as friendly as Freddy were my main reasons why I wanted to explore one of the poorest countries in the world so badly.

Ever since I started traveling the world I got worse and worse in making plans upfront. One week before my trip was supposed to start the only thing I had arranged so far was my flight to Lilongwe and my return flight from Lusaka, since I wanted to cross the border to Zambia to travel there for a few days too (during my trip I decided to skip Zambia and to spend 3 weeks in Malawi only as I felt in love with the country and it´s people). The only research I had done in advance was chatting to friends from Malawi and Zambia about public transport. Two years ago I would have gone crazy. This time I was sort of relaxed as over time I have learned that spontaneity is the best and at the end of the day everything will work out somehow. I was going to meet up with 3 friends (Mike from the Netherlands, Andi and Andi from Germany) in Lilongwe, the capital of Malawi.

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Especially the Andi’s were a bit concerned about my relaxed, new way of traveling. They were becoming increasingly stressed because of the research they had done before the trip, reading up the German government page about dos and don’ts in certain countries. The health and safety advice this page was giving was playing with their minds and frightened them more than they needed to be. Mostly they were afraid of Malaria, only realising later that traveling Malawi in August is quite safe as there is no rain season, and mosquito’s are rare. They even brought their own mosquito net although all of the hostels have nets. Besides that, they were really stressing about Bilharzia, a sickness that can be caused by a parasite existing in some parts of Lake Malawi. To add to the stress level, 2 days before their arrival we didn´t have a place to stay for the first night. This is why I arranged a dorm at “Mabuya Lodge” in Lilongwe for the first night. I also got us a rental car with my colleague’s uncle from Malawi 1 day prior arrival.

Follow my ultimate 3 weeks road trip of traveling Malawi and get to know the culture, tradition and the people (don´t forget to watch my first Vlog, which you can find at the bottom of this post):

Day 1 – Lilongwe

I started my trip in Cape Town with a stopover in Johannesburg. Arriving at the airport I sorted my visa. You can apply for a visa before you enter the country at one of the embassies but you can also apply for one straight at the airport in Lilongwe. One thing you have to consider is that you can only pay in dollar or by card. Besides that, on my arrival I exchanged a bit of money (Euros into Malawian Kwachas) and got myself a sim card, airtime, and Data from Airtel (5 EUR for a sim card, 1 GB Data and a bit of airtime). Owen, my colleagues uncle, was already waiting for me at the airport with my rental car (1818 Africar). We drove off and he showed me around in the capital of Malawi. Honestly, in Lilongwe there isn’t much to see but it is interesting to see what the most developed city in Malawi looks like. After that, we went to eat some traditional food at Owen´s home. Zsima, a traditional side that is made from maize flour and water, goat stew and pees was my first encounter with the Malawian cuisine.  Exploring Lilongwe also meant exploring its nightlife. We picked up my friend Mike from The Netherlands who arrived by bus and ended up in a really cool local nightclub called “Chez Ntemba”. Coming home late we found my 2 friends from Germany in our dorm. I had booked them an airport shuttle through our hostel.

Day 2 – Cape Maclear

Having a hangover from the previous night we woke up early and made our way from Lilongwe down to Cape Maclear. Usually public transportation in Malawi is working quite well. You find busses going anywhere, but what you need to bring is time – lots of time. That´s why we decided to get a rental car. Still, if you have your own car, you will have to cover big distances. The streets are good though, but for 300 km´s it easily takes you 5-6 hours including breaks. Our car was such a mess: 4 people, 4 bags, 4 more bag packs, food and a kiteboard had to fit in. It made it impossible to feel comfortable during the ride. On our way, we stopped for some local street food. In every small village you find kids frying potatoes and selling grilled mice on a stick. Both we decided to try. Especially the mice on a stick were quite a new experience for us as none of us had seen that before. The locals call it “Mpani” and you eat everything starting from the tail. I took off the hair and tested a bit of the meat which sort of taste like crispy chicken.

Later on, we accidentally stopped in a small village as it was full of people there. Curious as we are we got out of the car. Suddenly we drew all the attention to ourselves. Within 4 seconds we were surrounded by literally 1000 locals starring at us. Only now we realised that there was a wedding about to happen and we took away all the attention from the wedding couple.

This is how a wedding in Malawi looks like. On the picture you can see the groom and the bride.

Suddenly we were pulled in front and introduced to them because they were about to collect money and because we were kind of crashing their wedding, the least we could do was to give some money as a wedding present. Everyone started chatting to us, we took pictures and then I did the biggest mistake ever. I had one little bag of peanuts left and wanted to be nice so I gave it to one of the kids advising to share it with the other kids. Generally, a reasonable idea which didn´t work out at all. Instead the kids almost started a big fight, pulling on each other’s shirt, pushing each other around – so we had to take away the peanuts. As we were about to leave, a guy approached us asking to give him and his giraffe, made of wood a lift to Cape Maclear. This situation was so unreal – we ended up taking him and his giraffe with us. Now the car was definitely overloaded. We were laughing our ass off as the giraffe was too tall to fit in the car so the head was sticking out of the window. Stopping for a sunset photo shoot with our wooden giraffe and new friends which spontaneously joined us for the shoot we eventually arrived at Cape Maclear, which is a peninsula with the most beautiful beaches in the south of Lake Malawi.

This is a sunset in Malawi and a picture with a handmade wooden giraffe.

We picked a hostel that I had been checking out for quite a long time, as for me it seemed to be the most vibrant hostel at the Cape. “The Funky Cichlid” offers camping, dorms, single and double rooms. They have a vibrant bar, a restaurant and are located right on the beach.

This is the beach at Cape Maclear and the vibrant hostel The Funky Cichlid.

We ended our day with a couple of beers at the bar. One of the local beers is “Carlsberg” which they are brewing in Malawi. Insider tip: when ordering “Carlsberg” ask for a “green”.

Day 3 – Cape Maclear:

This was our first day of sleeping in and we were chilling the entire day. Finally, we got to see Lake Malawi, because when we arrived the day before it was already dark. Lake Malawi is the 3rd biggest lake in Africa and Unesco World Heritage Sight. The visibility is beyond all expectations and the variety of fish is incredible. You feel like you are on a beach not on the shore of a lake.

This is the beach of Lake Malawi at Cape Maclear a peninsula in the south of Malawi.

Local kids with self-made instruments made of rubbish were playing songs for us. We were walking on the beach, chatting to many local and eating Chambo, one of their favourite fish, and Nsima, a side made from maize meal.

This is a traditional dish in Malawi. Chambo is a fish that can be found in Lake Malawi. Nsima is a side made of maize flour.

It was a Saturday and we started off with drinks at the bar of our hostel and carried on at “Uncle Charle Booze Dan” which is a local bar and club in one. It´s a perfect spot to mingle with the Malawian people. What is really funny are the names the locals give themselves. While we were traveling we met Fire, Chicken Pizza, Joe Banana, Captain Stanley, Eminem, Sweet Banana, Joe Banana and Planet – just to mention a few. We decided to introduce ourselves as Passion Curry(me), Bronz(Mike), Pirot(Andi) and Andrew(Andi) from now on.

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Day 4 – Cape Maclear

Waking up early we drove to Monkey Bay which is a town nearby to withdraw some money and to get some food. Getting money was quite a mission. If you spend time at Cape Maclear get your money sorted before you come to the Peninsula. We found 2 ATM´s in Monkey Bay which weren´t working properly and only accept VISA. Later on, we had Nsima and Chicken at a local spot called “Lakeland Leisure Park”, where you can go for drinks and party in the evening too. There we met Patrick, a local who gave us a tour of the harbour where we started chatting to the fisherman and were joking with the kids. The kids loved being photographed and recorded on videos.

This is the harbour of Monkey Bay at Cape Maclear in Malawi. Ilala Ferry is starting from there. Besides that the locals prepare their boats for fishing.

From Monkey Bay there is also the “Ilala Ferry” going up Lake Malawi where you can hop on and off at several villages. Unfortunately, we didn´t have enough time to go up to Nhkata Bay by ferry. Choosing this way of transportation is a really cool experience and a perfect way of getting to know the locals because many Malawians using the ferry too.

On our way home, we passed kids playing football on a playground. What we then realised again is that Malawi is the poorest country in the world. The kids didn’t even have a proper football to play with. They were playing with self-made footballs.

These are kids from Malawi with a soccer made of paper and tape.

Ever since we arrived in Malawi we have been given a lot of money to kids to support them. This time a group of girls was approaching us. The leader was explaining to me that they are about to start a girls team looking for someone to sponsor them. We gave 2.000 Kwacha to them which is about 3 Euros, literally nothing for us. Seeing that an average income in Malawi is about 40.000 Kwacha which is about 60 Euros, 2.000 Kwacha is a lot of money for them. My advice: lots of kids will approach you asking for money. If you don´t make up your mind, who or what you want to support, you end up giving money to everyone without knowing their purpose. Always ask them what they need the money for and then make up your mind if you want to support that.

Day 5 – Cape Maclear

Day number 5 was reserved for cultural education. Getting up early, we went on a boat tour with a local company. We drove to an island nearby where we dropped off our cook. At a spot nearby, our guide Stanley instructed us on how to catch fish like a local. With a hook, line and bait we tried our best. Mike and our teacher were the most successful ones, whereas I only managed to catch a really tiny fish. This one still had to grow so I released him and put him back in the water.

This is a boat on Lake Malwai where we went on a fishing trip and fished like the locals do it.

Lake Malawi has the most variety of fish. That’s why we didn’t want to miss out to snorkel before we had our tasty BBQ. For lunch our cook prepared Kampango, a bagrid catfish which is endemic to Lake Malawi, rice and a vegetable relish. With the Malawian Army which had shown up for a military exercise, we were chilling on the island. After we had successfully receive our fishing license, we gave a lesson of how to catch a fish to the army guys as they were supposed to stay on the island for 2 days without any food and drinks at all.:-) For the Malawians, fish is the stable for communities living on the lake. That´s why you can find lots of fish dishes in the traditional Malawian kitchen. The local’s favourite fish are “Bonya”, “Chambo” and “Kampango”. Our hostel “The Funky Chichlid” is well known for its delicious “Fish Curry” which is made from Kampango. Back at our hostel, I received a cooking lesson by the chefs. Samson and James taught me how to cook “Fish Curry”. You are interested in the recipe and also want to get know a few of the super friendly Malawians? Find the recipe and my Vlog here. We finished off our day with dinner and a lesson of how to play the drums at “Banapaya”, a local bar and restaurant. If you go there ask for Eminem, he is a really nice guy that works there. You can read his story here.

Day 6 – Cape Maclear

Our initial plan was leaving our hostel “The Funky Cichlid” today, but we had already extended for another night since we really enjoyed staying there and had made friends with the staff and many locals of Cape Maclear. We ended up spending the entire day chilling and getting to know more people. We were strolling through the village and chatting to the locals again. Finally we even found a Mc Donalds, a guy with a self-made Mc Donald’s sign selling chips. Of course we had to try and it was yummi.

Besides all the leisure and fun we have had so far, we didn´t forget about the chores of life: we had to do laundry. It is common in Malawi to do all the washing on the shores of Lake Malawi. Mike and myself were approaching 2 girls to teach us how they do their washing. Imagine you have to do the laundry of the entire family the way they do it.

This is Lake Malawi in Malawi and that´s how the locals do their laundry in the Lake. Two locals showed me how they do it.

I have to admit, it is such a tiring and time consuming job. We really have to appreciate our modern way of life and the fact that we have washing machines. That evening we enjoyed watching the sunset by going on a snorkelling sunset cruise.

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Day 7 – Cape Maclear

Again we were supposed to leave our hostel and Cape Maclear. Since we didn’t have much activity the previous days, we hired a motorboat to do some water sport before leaving. Apparently, the boat we were supposed to take hadn’t been used for a long time. It took the team 2 hours to get the boat started. Eventually we started our water sport adventure at 12p.m. and were enjoying ourselves with riding the wakeboard and the water ski. When we finished it was almost 2.30 p.m. and we spontaneously decided to extend our stay for another night as it was already too late to go to “Liwonde National Park”, which was supposed to be our next stop. We were then watching the staff of our hostel at a local football game and had some beers at “Uncle Charle Booze Dan” the local pub and night club.

The 2nd part and the 3rd part of my road trip you can check out here.

Watch my Vlog of the first part of my Malawi trip here:

Find more posts about Malawi:

Ultimate Guide: Road trip Malawi 2/3

Ultimate Guide: Road trip Malawi 3/3

How to cook Fish curry and Nsima – a traditional Malawian dish

Meet Samson – story of a local from Malawi

How to travel Malawi like a local

Meet Eminem – story of a local from Malawi

How I survived in Malawi for 2 days with just $1



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Claudia Bartsch

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